"Child star," makes it all sound so simple: sending 250 lb men flying with the lightest of punches, eluding the paparazzi, the Saturday morning Tae Bo class—our de facto rival dojo, damn you Billy Blanks—barging into our main set at the 92nd St Y. In short, uneasy lies the the incessantly famous 7th grade head.
Mother Goose and I beg to differ with your assertion that Friday is a day like any other. After all, “Friday’s child is loving and giving,” whereas “Wednesday’s…is full of woe,” and “Thursday’s [has an irrepressible penchant for phenomenology & sour candy.]” When did your fascination with Black Holes start? Won’t it be neat when CERN domesticates them?”
“Oh god these whole awkward introductions always seems to do a number, lets face it I am not the smoothest with the ladies, so trying to do it online doesn’t really change much, so I will make this short and sweet. :) “
“Well I’m here. So, What were your other two wishes? ;) “
"hey! I’m loving your profile you seem so supafucking posative! This is a first to ever come out of my mouth (or fingres) but would you go out with a shorter guy? Regardless, you still look so supafucking posative i’d still like to talk”
I am trying to be discreet since I don’t want anyone to know that I’m bi-curious. Ideally I’d love to find a girl who is into bi-curious guys, but I would also be very cool with finding a girl to talk about bi stuff with. Maybe get some pointers on guys and stuff. Let me know :) I’d really love to chat with you. I have pics I can send you if you want to see. I’m good looking, you’ll be happy.”
"Born and raised a small town boy, ended up in the city craving love and hopefully a future of fame and riches, yeah didn’t really turn out that way… I am a massage therapist, and it truly is a great job, I always wanted to help people but can’t stand the sight of cutting someone open as a doctor so I figured this is the next best thing. Uh I am super special awesome, I like pickles, I am a child at heart, and I can dance pretty well.
so that is me, if you would like to have at the very least some good conversation and a sane friend, then please check out my profile to get a feel for me, and message me back.
p.s I would like to verify we are both real very early so we aren’t worried that one of us is an 80 year old fat wrinkled man who collects beanie babies, sound good?
Sincerely, Aron (that random okcupid guy who thinks you’re cute)”
“You’re quite a night owl, aren’t you? Or maybe you’re in California?
Years ago, I went on two dates with a girl who was 6’3”. It was going pretty well until she tried to kill me and eat me. We’re still on friendly terms, but only because she moved to California, far beyond eat-range.
People call me Joe.”
“not fair! your feet are perfectly gorgeous and you cant see them all the way :(
hahhah! sorry. major foot fetish here! theyre lovely though from what i can see. as your smile and charm! aaron”
“Hi citycat91, My name is Jason, I was born and raised in St.Thomas Virgin Islands. I am 26, 6”3, 250pds, I have brown eyes, almost black hair. I was in the Army for 8 years, glad its done with. I am looking for long term, dont play the Hit it or Quit it game. I am not a pretty boy, thats my brother, I am the hansome one. I like to go to the beach, cause I was born on one practically. I love to go to the movies, hang out have a drink or two, travel at least 4 times a year to Scottland or Europe. I speak very little Spanish, Russian, French, Arabic and German. I like to hang out and just have a good time. Just need to find someone that likes the same. Jason “
“Hey, What’s going on? I’m Wilson.
I’m not exactly very good at this, the whole online dating thing, but I felt like giving it a try. I searched and saw your profile and I have to admit, and I’m sure I’m not the first or last guy to say this, but you are very attractive. Along with that, you seem like a really cool person. I mean, anyone with that great a music taste has got to be awesome, right? So I hope to hear back from you. If not, thats cool. Have a great day and life. Wow this message is teeming with self-confidence, huh?”
“I hate these set piece ‘Hey, you’ve sure got a purdy mouth, so let’s chat’ sort of things, but if you ever want to chat me up I promise I’m much more entertaining live :)
_____________ on Yahoo! … Although, you do have a purdy mouth, well smile, just for the record, oh and I also enjoy dressing up :D”
“Hey, I’m George. I’m not really good at this sort of thing, but I think your pretty awsome, and I would like to get to know you. So, I’ll say Hi, smile :) and hope you’d like to talk to me too.”
“Apparently we are super good matches. Like made for eachother. Chat sometime? =)”
“hey very prtty picture… my buddy and i were looking for a girl to double team. do you think you’d be interested? we are both straight… just think it will be fun to try.. lets all hang out soon”